Category Archives: funny

I Run Because…

…I can. There are so many more reasons. I could try to list them all but you have things to do today besides read this post and I have things to do besides type until my fingers cramp up. 🙂 Because yes, yes there are THAT many reasons why I run. A few are: I …

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Dear Male Customers,

October 11, 2001 It has come to my attention that many of you think I’m not able to successfully do my job as a Certified Fitness Trainer because of my gender. Well, I have been reticent long enough. Let me set you straight. It matters not if you refer to me as gal, girl, girlie, …

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When yoga farts happen to good people.

First, let me clarify that they have NOT happened to ME yet. Second, I’m a classy chick, so never did I think I’d be devoting a post to farting in yoga class. But–never say never AND as I’ve said many a time, I like honesty/rawness in my blog. It’s a legit concern of mine, I’m heading …

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Finally. The ubiquitous 7 links post.

When I write a post that gets a lot of views and a lot of heartfelt comments both here and on Facebook, it seems difficult to top it. Not necessarily “top”, but write something that is as worthy and inspirational. Yesterday’s post, A Former Fat Girl’s Long Awaited Day, is one of those. EVERYTHING I post …

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I’m not creepy. I just need a picture for my blog.

As luck would have it, thanks to finally hanging up my piles of clothing that I talked about yesterday, I found my new camera! Technically, I bought it in February 2010. But since it hadn’t been used, it is new to me! And what perfect timing–I’m about to go on a weekend roadtrip to DC …

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Making a mockery out of a Mocktail search.

“Yo, baby, why you in that wheelchair?” Yes, someone really asked me that tonight at Walmart. The sad/humorous thing is that he was trying to use that as a pick-up line. Really, dude? But hey, if I can get hit on driving a motorized wheelchair in Walmart while wearing my sweats and glasses and have my …

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Lose Control.

“Control is never achieved when sought after directly. It is the surprising outcome of letting go.”  ~James Arthur Ray I’m not a controlling person. I don’t mind if things don’t always go my way. I understand that this is life, and there will be many times when things are out of my control and there …

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You, my dear, are a Status Troll.

Ah, yes—the Facebook Status Troll. Whether you say tomato or tomahto, however you want to define it, I bet you know just what I’m talking about. Most of us seem to have them, which is what I found to be the general consensus. Anytime I mention the status troll (ST), that little red notification flag …

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From Fat to PHat.

 I’d like to thank Nurse Practitioner Murphy for the inspiration… 😉 Phonetically, they are the same. But “fat” and “phat” carry very different meanings. I never realized just how much until a back injury sidelined me for three months over the summer. During a doctor’s appointment, the nurse practitioner referred to me as fat and …

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*viewer discretion is advised*

as of two weeks today, i’ve been taking alli to aid in my weight loss. now, i don’t notice that the scale has budged at all, but i know for a fact that i’m finally eating the right foods and better portions of them. why? because i’m deathly afraid of the “treatment effects” striking at …

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